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“www.zug.com - The world’s only comedy site!”

Der Beitreiber dieser klugen Seite, John H., weiß alles. Und was er nicht weiß, findet er für uns heraus. Seine Online-Präsenz zug.com beherbert überwältigendes Praxis-Wissen. Beispielsweise: Hinweise für die sichere Unterschrift bei Zahlung per Kreditkarte oder die Online-Bestellung von in Spam-Mails beworbenem Viagra. Im Gegensatz zu manchen Blogs, die sich größtenteils durch das Verlinken auf Werke anderer hervorheben, kann der Amerikaner J. Hargrave stolz sein auf eigens erstellte Inhalte, mutige Selbstversuche und aufwändige Studien.

Voraussetzung ist jedoch, wie so oft, Kenntnis der englischen Sprache:

About your Host:
Mr. Hargrave has a long career of controversy, troublemaking, and swashbuckling adventure.

The “King of Dot-Comedy” has put himself in the face of danger countless times in order to report on the hilarious things that happen when you kiss Bill Gates on the nipple, forge your credit card receipts, physically attack Jerry Springer, spend a week eating nothing but Olestra potato chips, or take Viagra in church. - Quelle: “About your Host”

Hier ein zwei vorbildliche Auszuge.com aus dem “Credit Card Prank” - J.H. quittiert eine Kreditkartenrechnung; und dem Viagra Prank: J.H. ordert online Viagra.

Credit Card Prank: Experiment 1
Since my local supermarket had one of these electronic screens, it was the easiest place to try my experiments. First, I had to see if the cashier was even watching, so I signed it “My butt.”

Now, any moron should have caught this. Though my butt is capable of amazing artistic achievements, such as music and dance, it simply cannot write. Also note the whimsical little pair of cartoon buttocks. It’s unlikely that my butt could do caricatures.

Also, why would my butt sign “My Butt”? Clearly I’m forging on behalf of the butt. A real butt would have signed “MR. Butt.” Or, in the case of my posterior, “DR. Butt,” as it spent several years obtaining a higher degree.

I don’t think the cashier even cared, though. She stared blankly ahead, even as I snapped multiple photos (it was tough to get a decent shot without the glare).

This was too easy. I vowed to make it harder.
Quelle: “zug.com: Credit Card Prank”

The Viagra Prank
“I had expected unethical, quasi-legal Web sites dispensing dangerously inaccurate medical advice. Instead, I found unethical, quasi-legal Web sites dispensing dangerously inaccurate medical advice from people dressed up to look like doctors.

Here’s Dr. Alec Broers from the renowned medical journal s95forcheapmeds.nepzzz.com, who claims “This product is 100% SAFE medically tested in labs, and by myself personally.” Which means that Dr. Broers is impotent. Ha ha! “I happen to know this drug will work,” went the second (and more revealing) part of Dr. Broers’ endorsement, “because I myself have a limp, sagging penis.” You’ll notice they don’t mention what kind of doctor he is. That’s because he is a doctor of love.
Quelle: Zug.com Viagra Prank

Fazit: zug.com ist, ohne Frage, ein starker Reiz für jedes Zwerchfell und Allgemeinbildungsstandard für Info-süchtige Online-Junkies.